9 Bizarre US Laws still on the books today

Alabama: It's illegal to wear a fake mustache in church that causes laughter. Religious decorum prioritized over humorous disguises

Georgia: No tying giraffes to telephone poles or street lamps. A strangely specific animal tethering prohibition

California: Whistling for a lost canary before 7 AM is prohibited in Berkeley. Early bird does not get the worm

Indiana: Carrying drinks into a restaurant that sells soft drinks is illegal. Unspoken soda loyalty is a must

Mississippi: If one teaches others what polygamy is, they can be fined or imprisoned. Education with curious limitations

Oregon: It's illegal to go hunting in a cemetery. Respect for the dead overrules unconventional hunting grounds

Texas: It's unlawful to sell one's eyes. Organ sales, especially ocular ones, are strictly off the market

Washington: Harassing Bigfoot, Sasquatch, or other undiscovered subspecies is a felony. Mythical creature rights protected

Kentucky: Dyeing blue ducklings and offering them for sale unless more than six are purchased. Easter duckling sales, with a twist